Yuki Nagato, the resident alien observing Haruhi Suzumiya, has some pretty strange ideas about comfortable living. Her apartment is almost completely empty save for a table and an endless supply of tea. There aren’t even any books in her apartment. Strange. Anyway, I shouldn’t have expected anything different when she decided to take me her summer home. Other than a white picket fence, there wasn’t anything there but a trio of baby chicks. For an alien taking orders from a supreme data entity, she’s a few columns short of a spreadsheet.

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I was really late getting to the studio, close to midnight — just one of those days where a hundred five minute delays got in the way.  When I opened the door I expected to find a note from Ignis telling me she grew tired of waiting, that I should have called and been more considerate.  Instead of a note, I found the studio splattered with blood and Ignis sheathing her sword.  Some random demons tracked her down and tried to have their way with her.  I guess I owe those demons for keeping her in the studio.  Ignis annihilated them and she was pumped from the battle, so everything worked out to my convenience.  We started shooting with the gore left on the wall.

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Once in a while, a paper master finds herself in a bind for airborn transportation and must roll out on her own airplane.  Needless to say, there’s no smoking on this flight.  Say hello to Yomiko, meganekko, phile of the biblio, agent on the go, special powered hero, the wood-pulp maestro.  THE PAPER.

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When Oh! Great draws Ringo Noyamano from Airgear, she beats other glasses-girls with an S-class combo of cuteness and hotness. If we were playing create-a-harem, Ringo would be my meganekko, no question. It’s funny how every fandom has a fantasy draft-mode nowadays. No longer is it just for contemplating which sweaty man can best handle your fantasy football.

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