Breakfast Salad
After eating a couple thousand bagels and a million truckloads of breakfast cereal, I lost interest in breakfast often enough I’d skip it. Why is breakfast food so bland? Anyway, it’s supposedly bad for you to go long stretches without eating something, especially if you need to regulate your blood sugar levels like I do. For a while I’d gotten hooked on fast food breakfasts loaded with cheese and salt, but that brought the number of fast food meals I ate a week from five to ten fast food meals a week. Crazy, but tasty, and most likely unhealthier than skipping breakfast entirely.
About a month ago I decided to eat a salad for breakfast and ever since I’ve had salad for breakfast four or five times a week. I’ve mentioned it to a couple of people and they look at me like eating a salad for breakfast was like breaking some kind of law or I’d joined some weird cult. It’s funny how some simple things like eating a bowl of lettuce instead of a bowl of corn flakes first thing in the morning can seem odd, when it isn’t. Anyway, if you get those pre-bagged salads like I do, it’s just as easy to prepare as a bowl of cereal, and tastier. I skip the croutons and cheese, but do add some chicken along with a vinegrette dressing. I’m sure it’s mostly psychological, but since I’ve been doing this I feel less like a zombie on my way to work.

David
on November 9th, 2006
Yes! I was searching the internet to see if eating salad is recommended — I realize that I often forget to eat greens, so I thought, “Why not start the day with a salad.” While I’m at it, I think I may add tofu, almonds and walnuts, and a half smoothie, to start the day off with a crazy healthy meal.
super rats
on November 9th, 2006
Yeah, it’s easy to make, so a natural for breakfast really.
Mike
on October 6th, 2008
Welcome to the dark church of breakfast salad! Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaa! I like to include diced raw garlic. Should not be overdone especially with a delicate constitution, but it cleans out your digestive system along with many other reputed benefits. I also put in some cayenne pepper. Good for circulation and a natural expectorant to clean breathing passages. Usually include tuna or salmon.
See you at the ceremony. :^) Mike.